Boyfriend? Ugh.

Cry me a river,
you bore me to tears.
Stop being dramatic,
these are our best years.

Just forget about him,
he's not worth the time.
You don't need a guy,
especially one that's only
a boyfriend
half the time.

Grow up,
and be a bit more independent.
I'm getting tired of the drama.
You're much too resplendent.

Laugh like it's a joke,
but I'm being serious.
Don't make me pound your head
with common sense
until you're delirious.

Flirt all you want,
break as many hearts, too.
Soon I'll stop listening,
and then what will you do?

I'm tired of being tossed aside
for the latest guy.
So, I'm tossing you,
I don't want to hear the
newest version of his old lie.